Morning in America

by Alex

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom where the ridiculously othered and exoticized evil south asian priest puts the mojo on Indy and turns him into a bad guy and then Short Round realizes that fire will break the spell and grabs a torch and stabs Indie in the heart with it and he wakes up and is a good guy again and is like “omg we’ve got to get out of here and save the world!”? I woke up this morning realizing that Indiana Jones is our country, Short Round is our 349 electoral votes, and the torch is Barack Obama.