Songs after Pynchon. Manguish.

by Alex

1. Every Thomas Pynchon novel includes at least four or five songs, complete with lyrics and descriptions of what the songs sound like. When is some enterprising composer going to set them, a la Jake Heggie’s cabaret songs, to music? There would be much publicity.

2. Last night my Scarily Erudite Beloved and I were talking about language (we are professors in love. We do this. Deal.). She claimed that ‘languish’ and ‘anguish’ were the two most over-determined Elizabethan rhymes. I then ran over the possibilities and realized that L was the only letter you could stick in front of ‘anguish’ and still get a word. But no longer! The SEB reccomends ‘panguish’: the anguish of a penguin (cf. March of the Penguins) e.g. “my egg! My egg! It’s rolling away!” or “I’ve got to get out of this TUXEDO.” I prefer the more on-brand ‘manguish.’ After all, an ‘anguish’ is an anguish, but a manguish is a meal.