The Return of the Bandit Mask

“Is that a riddler mask?” asks Mac. “Paper bag with eye holes or lone ranger mask?” asks “Steve”:http://www.onepotmeal.com/article/813/photophobe. How could one doubt the answer for a second?

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“I think I’m a new kind of super hero,” I tell my scarily erudite beloved. “The mesh wrapping around irradiated hosui pears gives me strange and powerful abilities when worn as bracers.”

“You should call yourself ‘the Super Sleeper’.”

“Super Sleeper? Naw, that makes me sound like a mattress.”

“How about ‘Captain Facemask’.”

“Too much like a football penalty.”

I am thinking of creating a side kick — the spunky ‘Propellant Girl’ who takes hits off of her exhausted asthma inhaler and then breather the noxious, poisonous fumes of the propellant onto her foes. The marketing possibilities are endless.