The Return of the Snow Monkey

REAL LIVE SNOWMONKEYS JUST WAITING FOR YOU. WE ONLY NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER TO CONFIRM YOU ARE 21!

This takes me back to the good old days when obscure psychological processes resulted in The Blog Entry that convinced half my readers that I could speak Japanese, and eventually began the Philip K. Dick-like rift in my consciousness that, once I figured out Rex and I were different people, resulted in the Huff Fandom.

“The week after I met Graham, Kathy and I won the USABDA adult syllabus Latin championships. The stiff mannerisms and contrived choreography of international-style ballroom disgusted me. I told Kathy she could find a new partner, took my winnings and gave Leuschke a call…”

“My romance with Iratze began almost as soon as the assasination attempts…”

“How can you say that when the genius of this plan lies in its stunning sincerity…?”