Bandit Mask: Check!

24 Nov 2004 in Completely True Stories of My Life, General by Alex | 3 comments

The other night during flossing the Beloved and I discovered that she did in fact own a Chinese Bandit Mask hidden away behind our pharmaceutical collection. So I now have a bandit mask that is currently in beta-testing. Results are positive so far, but the release candidate will have a looser fit and ‘roach silk’, whatever that is. It definitely helps me sleep — although the TWENTY SEVEN SHOTS OF WHISKEY I HAVE BEFORE I GO TO BED might also be helping.

  1. Ian’s avatar

    Ian on 24 Nov 2004 at 6:32 pm

    sigh…

  2. J.S. Nelson’s avatar

    J.S. Nelson on 27 Nov 2004 at 7:21 pm

    My style of kung fu (my jhong law horn) was refined over generations of fighting off chinese bandits!

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    J. on 29 Nov 2004 at 6:09 am

    The giant fistful of roofies doesn’t hurt, either.