Bandit Mask: Check!

by Alex

The other night during flossing the Beloved and I discovered that she did in fact own a Chinese Bandit Mask hidden away behind our pharmaceutical collection. So I now have a bandit mask that is currently in beta-testing. Results are positive so far, but the release candidate will have a looser fit and ‘roach silk’, whatever that is. It definitely helps me sleep — although the TWENTY SEVEN SHOTS OF WHISKEY I HAVE BEFORE I GO TO BED might also be helping.